Christian Negro @chrisnegro78
Reported 2021-10-17 12:22:25
Last night, my wife witnessed me devirginizing our friend. His whimpers, his hunger. When I was all the way in....his eyes rolled back and a slight tear of euphoria rolled down his cheek. "**** me," he yelped. "**** me now!" My wife then squirted when hearing this.
Food Goddess ATL @foodgoddessatl
Reported 2021-10-17 11:58:51
Fall weather got me like…Pumpkin Spice me, please?!
Pumpkin Spice season is back! Have you gotten your fix yet?
This Iced Pumpkin Spice Latte made with oat milk was delicious! Thanks to @yelpatlanta for the needed introduction to @forgottencoastcof… https://t.co/56sLhhuesh https://t.co/JTs8Hm4fzA
Nick Watanabe @watanabe2k
Reported 2021-10-17 11:56:12
@SilZeroChris @SilZeroMatt @LeslitGS The rest of the world: Ramen is a fun noodle soup.
People who lived in ***uoka: RAMEN IS AN ART, A WAY OF LIFE. WHEN I SEE RAMEN SHOPS THAT BOIL THEIR BROTH THEY FEEL LUCKY I ONLY MAKE 200 FAKE YELP ACCOUNTS TO SLANDER THEM, RATHER THAN BURN DOWN THEIR BUSINESS OF LIES.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐓 : @BlGBlTER
Reported 2021-10-17 11:52:49
he has a bit of both .
the best of both worlds .
sadism as well as that
yelped mewl ― a lovely
little grunt just for doyun .
❝ oh . ~ at least you
like to make it fair . ❞
Reported 2021-10-17 11:16:33
@leonardjfrench @pbpost They got 64 Yelp reviews taken down. They can't secure their website or use the proper, trademark compliant logo for their Twitter link.
🔞Saltiest mf alive|DabiHawks brainrot @SaltyTomato8
Reported 2021-10-17 10:50:21
Then, as just as Keigo starts whining again, he lifts his hand and brings it down in a hard slap. It makes Keigo jolt forward with a little yelp, head snapping upwards and chest heaving.
Touya waits until he's stopped shivering, until his thighs stop twitching before he spanks
Smedium King 👑 🎮🎧💯 @Delta49erx
Reported 2021-10-17 09:56:33
@RawyelPholobz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 see your problem 🤣 that trash *** **** is catchy
Mrs. Amanda ❤️ @MrsTeacher2you
Reported 2021-10-17 09:55:45
There is a doggie two houses down that keeps yelping because 61 degrees in the morning isn’t normal here. My heart ❤️ hurts. 😞
Reported 2021-10-17 09:15:23
@M***AGO Shut Down This #SlaughterHouse @FTC Check out Elite Skin Rejuvenation Day Spa on @yelp https://t.co/7Ytw0kGmwK
Reported 2021-10-17 09:03:01
I’d yelp and begin to tear up as I felt **** begin to leak. Making my panties all wet and running down my thighs. Wanna be called a pathetic dirty little **** for not being able to hold it. Take pictures of me all messy making me even more shy and embarr***ed
🔞Saltiest mf alive|DabiHawks brainrot @SaltyTomato8
Reported 2021-10-17 08:41:36
palm connects with Keigo's bare thigh. He shivers again when Keigo whimpers, eyes rolling back as his skin reddens
"'it's not what it looks like', that what you wanna say?" Touya drawls and lifts his hand again, bringing it down over the already bruised skin. Keigo yelps again,
Nat⁷ ☺💜 @Xika_Duran
Reported 2021-10-17 08:04:30
@jkookiejenn7 The fact that someone touched his nipple while he squirmed and breathed heavily and problem yelped a little.....why am I jealous 😂🤦🏻♀️🥵
Reported 2021-10-17 03:58:39
Like wtf i cant move and now i gotta go back to work day after tomorrow and my back is like on 10. Like how am i not going to yelp in pain when i get down to fold clothes or get up like im gonna be like MMMHM 😭😩 in front of customers all day is it really ****ing worth it
A Tray of Bees @GayInTheNRA
Reported 2021-10-17 03:29:51
Every recruiter and HR person whines "Gl***door is just a bad Yelp site it's all bad apple disgruntleds"... yeah yeah. Until you read the 5-page perfectly edited run-down of top-line behavior, what the culture really was and the job title was only 4 rungs from CEO
ellie 🍣 IN NEED OF SASHIMI @stellarharus
Reported 2021-10-17 03:13:55
1) both of them get rly rly embarr***ed whenever they burn their tongues; after daisuke starts to get closer w haru, haru allows daisuke to be his official taste tester. sometimes daisuke’s too eager ab eating haru’s homemade food tho so he chomps down, burns his tongue and yelps https://t.co/4xHDjA7jRJ
ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ 𝗲𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗻 ʟᴏᴏɴᴀ @EffinLoona
Reported 2021-10-17 01:35:13
It earned a yelp!
the left side if her black nose
was dripping blood now and
her arm felt kinda broken !!
The hound keepin that big
tough face on , she's not a
quitter . Or her little *****.
❝ ngh ... ❞
Reported 2021-10-17 00:57:20
I’ve only found them at places with Yelp, and that just opens a stripped down menu where you order via GrubHub :( real boring stuff
🍁catboy keith ^•ﻌ•^🍁 @honeywits
Reported 2021-10-17 00:41:31
Keith’s **** abruptly, ignoring his friend’s yelp of surprise.
Keith flushes down to his chest, sacrificing a hand to grab Lance’s wrist, “w-wait—“
“What?” Lance shakes him off, ****ing into him harder, ****ing a loud cry out, pumping his throbbing **** slow.
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝑬͟𝑢𝑝𝘩𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑎. @HXRREFULGENCE
Reported 2021-10-17 00:38:18
@LucklessBranwen [A YELP. Effie finally places the sword down, before grabbing the birb and giving a squeeze. Weighed the same, even as she held it like a burger.]
. • ✶ 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙢 ✶ • . @GlaciesStella
Reported 2021-10-17 00:21:47
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ❛❛ Ah~! ❜❜
A yelp left her lift as she fell backwards. She was surprisingly light, which did not help her case.
She looked up at the other, looking into their eyes. Her face was pure red now.
❛❛ L-Lady Ningguang— ❜❜
Mattholomule Bot !! @MattyMattyBot
Reported 2021-10-16 23:59:20
Well, down in detention, this jerk is king. So, if you wanna get out, you better do exactly what I say. (walks forward) But first, before anything else, we gotta‐‐ (yelps)
Sabrina Ⓥ @SabrinaSith
Reported 2021-10-16 23:55:30
@Yelp baby, I love ya but you've broken my heart too many time.
🔞Lewd Yohane🔞 @lewd_yohane
Reported 2021-10-16 23:09:21
@Asakura_MaoRP NNNGKLLH!!! *My eyes widen up from the pain of having it go all the way down* nnh..! Nhhhh!!!!! *I yelp loudly*
🔞Lewd Yohane🔞 @lewd_yohane
Reported 2021-10-16 22:30:52
@Riot4900 Mmmhh!! It seems I have fully made you my little de-demon...h... Ahh..! *I yelp as I go up and down on your ***** G-God this is so intense you know...
Reported 2021-10-16 21:42:29
Falls with a loud yelp.
Reported 2021-10-16 21:25:41
down to the ground he goes! ]
ℐ𝘵𝘵𝘰 。 @bloodisms
Reported 2021-10-16 21:22:20
⠀⠀a slight yelp escaped his lips as the traveled tugged down the ******** as the tip of his **** oozed pre-*** , the member was standing high at the full erection at 13 inches.
⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ like . . badly . . ❞
NJoa Edwin @NJoaElisa
Reported 2021-10-16 20:56:42
I went to do a Yelp review for Arden villas …. I hope they get shut down ❤️
The Bakers Lounge @TheBakersLounge
Reported 2021-10-16 20:47:05
@Yelp why would you list my business as closed without calling to verify if that’s the case? You send an email notification to a business email address but list the business as closed? Make it make sense please.Ridiculous!!! I trust you’ll fix your mess!
Reported 2021-10-16 20:15:18
@BN9 Yelp! That's my LAST WARNING!! PATIENCE HAS RAN OUT! I have contacted the media and other officials and they laugh. Officers who are supposed to protect our given a warning and shrug it off. YOU ARE THE ONLY ones to blame for the **** that is going to rain down on mankind.
Ephidel Morph @Emouryu
Reported 2021-10-16 19:02:02
@NervoussLeader The scared pained scream or lil crying yelps when hes down are so cute 😭❤ if i run into ya again im gon try and make sure you make it
Mrs. Betty Bowers @BettyBowers
Reported 2021-10-16 18:57:10
@MandyMatney As of this afternoon, Alex checked into the Alvin S. Glenn Detention Center. It is rated below the Four Season and Ritz-Carlton on both Yelp and Trip Advisor. Hardly the accommodations he is used to. Wait until he finds out there is no turn-down or room service. Quelle horreur!
Reported 2021-10-16 18:34:18
If I want to get dropped off in the middle of the road, have to open Yelp to look at a photo, and the app just crash constantly, I’ll know who to ask @apple #applemaps
𝐌͟𝐒͟.͟ ͟𝐓͟𝐑͟𝐔͟𝐓͟𝐇͟。 @godbyfaIIs
Reported 2021-10-16 18:18:58
wait, wait —— !
( she yelped, tapping his back for him to let her go. she doesn’t like being carried this way. )
i.. it was a joke ! put me down !
·.·★ 𝒢𝓊𝒶𝓇𝒹𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝓈𝓆𝓊𝒾𝒹 ★·.· @BoyoSquid
Reported 2021-10-16 17:25:50
He let out a Yelp and jumped back from the other. Now this was something he didn’t enjoy in the slightest and made him whimper covering his mouth.
Reported 2021-10-16 17:25:47
Stupid mechanic didn’t screw down my back seat, broke a handle and they have 5 out of 5 starts on Yelp, GUESS WHO IS GONNA MESS THAT UP FOR THEM https://t.co/XWxX7VaFeP
Lou Stringer @Lou_Stringer
Reported 2021-10-16 17:04:49
I did however have a tiny sit down for 3 or 4 seconds halfway down the offensively steep bit of the descent to quieten the screaming demons so I could carry on. It was very slow, there was yelping, but I didn't cry or hurt myself. Proud of myself, but need to practice!
Reported 2021-10-16 16:53:43
>With a pained yelp, she's dropping the bottle, and then setting down the force field.
Have fun, love.
Latex Princess Nikki @LatexDollyNikki
Reported 2021-10-16 16:42:53
You can't remove them, your normal gasps and yelps are now moos, and each time you moo, your breath will grow slightly. You take a moment to collect your thoughts, feeling your new nipple rings drag under your top. Well, nothing you can do now. You turn and hop down the ledge.
Berdly and Glitch @oftwoberds
Reported 2021-10-16 16:42:40
It all happened so quickly. Glitch had picked up the lighter to examine it, making sure it was indeed its own. It yelped as the cage fell down, trapping it and frantically ran around the small space, slamming against the bars several times in panic. It puts the lighter in its--
Hero devil bree @itsactuallybria
Reported 2021-10-16 16:39:38
The Yelp I just let out
nikki 🥀 @nikkkkirose
Reported 2021-10-16 16:36:29
This is hands down the best @Yelp review I’ve ever read 😭 https://t.co/IvQlGVSmh8
Ms Tiare @Tiarethetycoon
Reported 2021-10-16 16:23:32
Just touched down in Denver. Tap in! Fun fact, there’s a huge Ghanaian community in Denver. Now to locate some Ghanaian food! #Tiare #MsTiare #Denver #foodie #YelpElite #Yelp
John M @Johnny401k
Reported 2021-10-16 16:21:38
@AndrewSpiveyGC Yelp.. we are starting to see there is a bigger problem and it is the HBC!!!
Ŋeiɑ Sɑɾqiɾelle ⚵ 🏳️⚧️ @NeiaOc
Reported 2021-10-16 15:33:59
Unable to see the face or reaction of her girlfriend, she was being reduced to a moaning and panting mess by her. As her neck got pulled up even higher, she groaned out and yelped out.
Not prepared for what Revna was doing and saying to her, she was reduced to stuttering. -
Reported 2021-10-16 15:21:20
releasing their own small yelp, they finally draw away with a small hiss. off, he’s off! happy now? they’re slinking backwards now to check themself for any wounds.
Reported 2021-10-16 15:17:05
@BeepingRxckstar Chara yelps, a soft squeak escaping her mouth in response to suddenly having her own pants pulled down, as something was shoved between her cheeks.
Now, she could almost definitely tell what that 'thing' was.
𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝔼ℝ ℚ𝕌𝔼𝔼ℕ @KINKOUROGUE
Reported 2021-10-16 15:06:24
@sinhunting Akali yelped from the spank. Making a small giggle and yelp again as she was flipped over… on her back, suddenly having her legs folded over her, akali looking down to see kaisa’s **** slapping into her **** over and over. Hammering in, akali laid and took it, squeezing the ****
𝗕𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗬 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗥 @BASTARDTURNR
Reported 2021-10-16 14:52:27
Brody screamed as he was pulled out and another yelp came from him when his good hand was broken and then got shoved towards the masked psychopath.
"Oh God no.."
exa 💘 @koolitbby
Reported 2021-10-16 14:40:24
jk automatically opens his mouth, raises his head as he sticks his tongue out. yg laughs as their eyes meet, and then he moves away, gaze dropping down—
to jk’s shoes.
“HYUNG,” jk yelps, pulling his feet back, but it’s too late, yg’s spilling with low groan, /laughing/—