Mottzarella "Fits In Your Palm" Cheese C")_/)💤 @otto_erottic
Reported 2021-01-23 16:25:57
*presses intercom button* susan please jot down "i hope to become so ditzy that just thinking about ***********tits***** gets me drooling and daydreaming" as a goal for this year, thank you.
Evelyn Martinez @twitemarti
Reported 2021-01-23 15:54:39
I called him on his call button on the intercom by the gate and I said I was not doing it I did not feel safe and the f***** comes down dressed in gray and black my favorite colors with his phone f*** you
Reported 2021-01-23 13:34:14
If it is impractical for the quantity or distribution of people to be fully mutually aware, then features of community start to break down, and parasocial relationships become likely, and eventually necessary, as communities appoint figureheads to lead intercommunal connectivity.
Reported 2021-01-23 09:48:45
There is construction happening that is blocking my office entrance & shutting down out intercom & yet, im still going into work for a 5 hour shift??????????
Shreyas Karanth @shreyas94
Reported 2021-01-23 09:13:37
One important thing I took away from this great article on the Intercom blog:
People with strong product judgement are fully aware when a problem they are asked to solve is outside their zone of genius.
Peter Whitten @peterjwhitten
Reported 2021-01-23 02:54:49
@planetemarcus Helmet swap after intercom issue?
Peter Whitten @peterjwhitten
Reported 2021-01-23 02:52:38
Helmet swap after intercom issue?
FLIGHT ATTENDANT FORTALEJO. ✈︎🇵🇭 @crosaeints
Reported 2021-01-22 23:10:04
@r6cersact @EmeraudesAir She smiles as she put down the intercom and goes back to her position while waiting for her other flight attendants to announcement something. It's her sixth flight in total and totally happy because she got received her paycheck and new i.d
[ @amorefics ]
Retweet no dey cause fight🔁 @_CatheSam
Reported 2021-01-22 17:04:39
“Dial that number and both you & the receiver would be dead tonight” Tunji said to him as chief tried to dial a number on his intercom.
“Her safe had my fvcking birthday digits as the p***-code” Tunji hit his fist on the table as he broke down in tears...
Reported 2021-01-22 15:03:27
(I’m in the break room trying not to loose my **** because the intercom keeps beeping and no one saying anything over it, it’s broken again, I have no clue why it’s hilarious to me but it is)
Tyler Sills @realTylerSills
Reported 2021-01-22 13:10:47
@pillow_app If there’s a new support email I can send diagnostics to to show you or explain all the different bugs I want to help you guys out but that intercom backed site for support just doesn’t get any replies. I have loved this app for over 3 years and want to help you fix it.
Reported 2021-01-22 07:04:20
@osmanking401 @SempreIntercom True but the problem is Conte doesn’t seem to rate him.
Reported 2021-01-22 06:59:13
ℹ️ SS6 #WRC: An intermittent issue with the intercom making the going especially tough for @GreensmithGus in that stage #MSPORTERS https://t.co/6j6LNtLGbB
Peter Byrne @Peter_Byrne_NCL
Reported 2021-01-22 05:15:24
@SavilleMedical feeling terrible for ten days... walked to Northumbria for a covid test. Walked past your gp and rang intercom to ask for antibiotic. Your reception lady was RUDE.. bad attitude. I said goodbye, she just put the intercom down. Apparently EVERYONE was unavailable.
georgie but writing @GeorgieNerdArc
Reported 2021-01-22 02:03:00
suddenly being filled with annoyance and rage. dream threw the book against the wall in front of him with a satisfying thump. sliding down the wall, slumping down sighing. "dream. there is someone here to see you.", the staticky voice of sam came on from the intercom.-> (2/9)
ken` wonder egg🥚 @femboytoge
Reported 2021-01-21 23:32:20
-mcdonalds drive-thru cashier
-smells like fry oil and coffee constantly
-only person that likes the food
-says the intercom is broken so she doesnt have to talk to people
-"the icecream machine is broken"
- (its not)
-gets orders wrong on purpose if theyre too complicated
lilly 🔞 @crystalgoogie
Reported 2021-01-21 20:10:51
“Oh, damn it.”
Reaching down for it, the complete stop pulls him from the seat completely, knocking him to the ground with a few giggles from his best friend.
Instead of moving, they all listen on the intercom, hearing that the train will be down for a while.
SILVER SONIC❕ 💎 @SilverPrototxpe
Reported 2021-01-21 19:32:31
@ScourgeOfMobius @STRlPEDSNEAKERS @UNLEASHEDLIGHT @AMETHYSTAVIAN @UNLEASHEDEVlL enough, he finds the intercom and immediately hops over to it. He checks behind him to make sure no one else is present, before clicking the dirty, plastic button down, leaning towards the speaker.
Hopefully, either Chip or Sonic would hear a nasally, robotic voice coming
Estefan Rodriguez @erodriguez4000
Reported 2021-01-21 17:31:56
My dad used to have Coca-Cola button at the house. He would get up and hit the intercom to call me down stairs to get him a coke.
Bloomberg Opinion @bopinion
Reported 2021-01-21 16:59:30
The situation became so tense that the pilot took to the intercom and threatened to “put this plane down in the middle of Kansas and dump people off” if they didn’t behave.
It wasn’t the only flight that faced unrest, and crews were braced for more https://t.co/pcxoS5dTaV https://t.co/4oFhHflcW8
Stefan Ejegod @SEjegod
Reported 2021-01-21 15:36:00
@Mattophobia I mean say what you want, that guy lived the PERFECT life for a 12-year old! I wouldn't even be able to get my hands down to be able to press an intercom and go "Janet, could I please have a gl*** of coke, thank you!" and it would get there!
Reported 2021-01-20 12:01:13
Look at how old he is 😂
If he was in my cab I’d spend the whole journey trying to explain what button makes the window go down as he flicked the intercom on and off and made the lights flash.
Reported 2021-01-20 11:46:13
Does anyone remember being called down to the office in the morning at school so you could recite the pledge of allegiance on the intercom? The anxiety I felt when I did it🥲🥲🥲🥲
christy comma me @The_Christy
Reported 2021-01-20 09:58:38
Actual announcement over the intercom this morning:
Teachers, if you've been having trouble with the internet today or yesterday, please text me.
Normally I'd ask you to email me...but, well, the internet is down.
Sian Kilcoyne @SianS_Muir
Reported 2021-01-20 07:23:20
Well done Ann and Carole who both won a line at Intercom Bingo today! 👁 eyes down now to 2 lines. @MuirBrighterDay @MuirGroupHA https://t.co/H5v2dTrg6f
Reported 2021-01-20 03:47:35
@DebbieBMoon Joe gets in, all swagger. Shuts the door, the locks immediately clamp down. He struggles but can't open anything - trapped, caged if you will. The intercom screen goes on: Carol Baskin in a chauffeur hat. "Time to meet my husband, *****". The limo squeals away, gravel flying.
𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙡𝙤. (RR) @DEVILSMUSlC
Reported 2021-01-20 01:10:08
Alright this is one for all yall green day fans
*plays boulevard of broken dreams on the intercom*
Erich Arbor 🇺🇸🌾⚙️ @ArborErich
Reported 2021-01-19 20:47:43
@TalkTankie @rose_azriel And that was the correct ****ysis for the Polish then. The issue at hand is in the US, as Huey Newton said in 1971, was that there are no more salient nations within the US. Again, I would direct you to Intercommunalism because I fear this statement will only confuse you more.
Pirate Empress @tainaivette_
Reported 2021-01-19 14:10:44
delivery people be forever lying to me like “oh the intercom is broken so i cant get in” 😭😭😭 I know that **** is not broken bro just say you dont wanna come up its cool
Yunng Dep @chrisdepper913
Reported 2021-01-19 13:55:29
Go to the smoothie shop it's a drive thru and dude on the intercom says he's going to write down my card info and charge me later because their system was down
soph 🌸🍡 @clophiee
Reported 2021-01-19 12:56:56
my racing miku money box attempted delivery today :cc but my intercom must be broken or st cus it didn't ring :cccc and delivery person didn't leave a card :cccc
💍 𝒮𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒶 𝒞𝑜𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓇💍 @BeautyOfThieves
Reported 2021-01-19 11:46:44
The intercom would soon reply—
“Ms. Procyonte, the Captain has arrived for your appointment with her. Shall we send her down?” Asked the front desk agent.
Stella replied, “I am ready for her. Send her to room 2-C, please.” She said.
The Attorney Cooper sat tall, waiting.
Pe:p Laja @peeplaja
Reported 2021-01-19 10:58:23
@WritingPlain @davegerhardt @paulg @intercom @instagram @KernelCo @loom With some exceptions, I don't see this trend slowing down. A companies that don't have their .coms are buying them when they grow / raise new round
Pe:p Laja @peeplaja
Reported 2021-01-19 09:40:44
“The problem with not having the .com of your name is that it signals weakness” said @paulg.
Most companies that launch with a different domain extension end up buying the .com as soon as they can (afford it).
Examples: @intercom @instagram @kernelco @loom and so on.
NYCT Subway. Wear a Mask. @NYCTSubway
Reported 2021-01-19 07:30:44
@OpStrategist Hi, thank you for letting us know about this and for attempting to use the Help Point Intercom.
Can you tell us what about the door is broken? Is it hanging off of its hinges, stuck closed, etc? ^TS
sunflower 🌻 @dimple_blacrose
Reported 2021-01-19 05:45:58
You go to the restroom for one second they stanking breath *** on the intercom “ OVERNIGHT ***OCIATES GO BACK TO YOUR AREA YO ZONE PLEAEE STAY IN YOU AREA..” **** y’all and that area damn WOMAN HAVE WOMEN ISSUE STFU
leviathan of your dreams @sludge_eater
Reported 2021-01-19 03:56:43
idk why im so tired but it might be because of the repairman trying to fix the intercom system while i was still in bed
Reported 2021-01-19 02:22:18
What would you do if you were at the mall, and all of a sudden everyone but you shrank down to two inches tall? — Heeeeyyy you are back 🤗
I would go to the intercom and ask them to form a line in any baby's store and put them in … https://t.co/5eOHw4zhP2
Chords VA @ChordsVA
Reported 2021-01-19 00:59:56
@DoctorGreyVA Swear down you can’t hear in space
But I’d play a world war 1 airship horn over the intercoms to freak people the **** out
Reported 2021-01-18 22:07:14
@SempreIntercom Both a step down.
Bobby Fleckenstein @Bobby_Fleck2
Reported 2021-01-18 21:39:49
One time in jail we were locked down... the CO put on heaven or **** by meek mill over the intercom. Man worst **** ever had everyone on the gate rappin and all of it ****in sucked lol
Reported 2021-01-18 19:52:08
I'll be singing to the memories as they cry, cry, cry
It just took me a man you knew from the intercom
How you'd be over me looking in their eyes when they're down
Reported 2021-01-18 19:35:06
@intercomex2015 @GenPenaloza Incorrect! Obama resides in Washington DC; I know this because I live down the road from them and he often goes out running with the secret service! Maybe you should stop talking about **** you do mot know! Magazuelan
𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐲 🍕 @LengthySurprise
Reported 2021-01-18 14:42:49
@TheBestJxbs As Tony would hear the voice on the intercom, the canine would begin to stand up and follow the snow leopard down the hallway and to the office. He p***ed by several women along the way, who were nude and biting their lips at Tony.
However, once he was led to the office —
Product Management Today @ProdMgmtToday
Reported 2021-01-18 11:00:41
A great post for all product managers: For better products, start with a problem statement by @intercom https://t.co/3wH9Y0Yd0u https://t.co/68v7widXuO
Ariana Freeman @ArianaFreeman12
Reported 2021-01-18 10:21:07
The Capitol is locking down. Unknown threat announced over the intercom.
FirstPort Help @FirstPortHelp
Reported 2021-01-18 10:13:34
@kisipha @kisipha Hi, thank you for your Tweet and I'm sorry to hear about the issue with the intercom and your phone. Please can you send me a DM with your full property details and follow FirstPortHelp? I'll be able to raise this to your Property Manager for you. Thanks, Jae
Amelia Clark - Mother of Flagons @gingertotty
Reported 2021-01-18 09:19:12
HA HA HA.... THE INTERCOMM has stopped working. I have now run up and down the stairs (8 flights) 4 times today...
TODAY IS GOING SO WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Reported 2021-01-18 07:40:13
“Players ready?” he asked through his intercom where heard a different versions of yes.
All players are already in the different parts of the old run down warehouse/old shopping mall. Ezreyelle however stayed outside the hangar where the prizes where kept.
Zakariya Mohamed @ZakariyaMao
Reported 2021-01-18 07:26:59
@Tuffnells So your driver expects my mum to come down collect an exercise bike because he was angry he had to reattempt delivery? Does he not have equipment like a trolley? Threatened to take it back unless she collects it from the intercom "because I had to come back" 1/2